2017

2017 ~ The College Football Season Week 9 ~ featuring Missouri S&T, Kalamazoo, Rochester, & Redlands

It’s Week 9.  Teams are tired, banged up, and in need of that final burst of energy needed to win in the CFS.  Good luck, teams.  Now, onto the games!

Game 1 – Missouri S & T vs. Georgia Tech

Missouri University of Science and Technology is a nationally renowned (primarily) engineering school located in Rolla, Missouri.  The school only recently changed its name from University of Missouri-Rolla to Missouri S & T, a name which plants its flag in the ground as a badass technology school not to be trifled with.

Their teams are the Miners and Lady Miners, which I must say is an improvement on the Miner-Rollas and Lady Miner-Rollas.  Well played, S & T.

Game 2 – USC vs. Kalamazoo 

Kalamazoo College, also known as K, is a highly esteemed liberal arts college of about 1,400 located in southern Michigan.  K is renowned for its K-Plan, which combines a rigorous liberal arts curriculum with an experiential education.  A real one-two punch!

K is part of the Michigan Intercollegiate Athletic Association, which is the first collegiate athletic conference in the entire country!  Take a second to let that soak in.

Their men’s tennis team has won the conference championship every year since, oh I don’t know, 1936!  Yes, there was a war and some NCAA sanctions in there, but hey, it’s not a perfect world.

Game 3 – San Jose State vs. Rochester 

The University of Rochester is a highly-respected, widely-envied, private better-than-ivy institution located in snowy Rochester, NY.  I’m just going to go ahead and rattle off some of the greatness:  The Eastman School of Music, The Institute of Optics, Nobel Prize winners, laser energetics, sublime a cappella, garbage plates, and a good ol’ Take Five Program.

I’ve barely scratched the surface, but alas, this is a college football write-up.

Did I mention even their cemetery is majestic, and that the school is so much better than RIT that it pains me they’re even in the same city.

(Full disclosure:  I went to Rochester)

Game 4 – Redlands vs. Texas A & M

The University of Redlands is a school of about 4,500 students located in Redlands, California.  Redlands has a unique Center for Spatial Studies, where they do not study outer space or space as a metaphysical concept.  At least, I think they don’t.

Their teams are the Bulldogs.  The school has a tradition of maintaining a live bulldog mascot.  The current mascot is Thurber.  Next-in-line is Adelaide, who is apprenticing with Thurber.

Let the games begin!

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