The first Intrastatemania did not disappoint! The Sycamores of Indiana State smacked down the Hoosiers of Indiana. Faux-football superiority and a trophy called pride has been taken back to Terre Haute! And let’s face it, without trees Earth’s atmosphere doesn’t stand a chance.
In the intrastate battle of Georgia, Georgia defeated their western subset, West Georgia. But oh, what a battle this was!
Inside the walls of Texas, the Aggies of Texas A&M were almost overrun by the Bulldogs of Seguin (seh-GEEN), but were somehow able to stave them off. Fearful Texans are now returning to their homes.
Oh my, North Carolina! Though armed with the graces of God, the Battling Bishops of North Carolina Wesleyan were slain by the Tar Heels of North Carolina. Though the Tar Heels may have sinned, they certainly carry the virtue of faux-football excellence.
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